How to win a job, mutthaflippin check
in fantasy land I wish that I could send a resume like that
brave. I fight crime on weekends. I don’t wear...cape yo that shit
i’m sorry sir, you misspelled TAUPE, even though it’s your favorite color. no job for you.
Calling numbers and shit? Double-check.
Capricorn.” Fck...“My favorite color is “TOUPE because it rhymes with DOPE!!”...
“I am the son of a librarian and a Capricorn.”Fck it, you’re hired. You sweet, perfect creature of perfection.
fucking a lol. was this actually submitted?
I hate writing cover letters.
Things I didn’t expect to find in the dvorak tag, but excellent nonetheless. How even do you end up with a name like...
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