How to win a job, mutthaflippin check
in fantasy land I wish that I could send a resume like that
"I am brave. I fight crime on weekends. I don’t wear a cape yo that shit is for PIMPS." Omg.. this is so awesome. Lol!
i’m sorry sir, you misspelled TAUPE, even though it’s your favorite color. no job for you.
Calling numbers and shit? Double-check.
"My favorite color is "TOUPE because it rhymes with DOPE!!" LMAOOOOOOO!!! Win.
"I am the son of a librarian and a Capricorn."Fck it, you’re hired. You sweet, perfect creature of perfection.
fucking a lol. was this actually submitted?
I hate writing cover letters.
Things I didn’t expect to find in the dvorak tag, but excellent nonetheless. How even do you end up with a name like...
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